DFC HAWKING SCHEDULE


THE DICKHEAD FAN CLUB BOOTH
WILL BE AT THE FOLLOWING EVENTS:


 
Colma here we cum!  The booth will be open for
new members; both DFC and Lumpy's
Irregulars at Norton Day, January 7th
at Malloy's Saloon.  Plenty of shirts and
other cool stuff to trade for your hard-earned
dollar. 
We've donated over Five Grand to widders,
Orphans and other ECV causes,
boys, the bank account is mighty low,
Join today, buy a brother a gift membershit.

FOR YER WIDDERS!!!!
We now offer membership in Lumpy's Irregulars!
And do they love it! Millions sold at Gee Cee
Only ten bucks, American


Check out the ECV Gazette for info
on these, and other great doins
IF YOU AIN'T AT A DOINS, YOU AIN'T CLAMPIN! IF YOU AIN'T CLAMPIN, YOU AIN'T DOIN!


The Flatlander returned!
It's better than ever cause Doc Coleman is
putting it together!
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