DFC HAWKING SCHEDULE

THE DICKHEAD FAN CLUB BOOTH WILL BE AT THE FOLLOWING EVENTS:   Colma here we cum!  The booth will be open for new members; both DFC and Lumpy's Irregulars at Norton Day, January 7th at Malloy's Saloon.  Plenty of shirts and other cool stuff to trade for your hard-earned dollar.  We've donated over Five Grand to widders, Orphans and other ECV causes, boys, the bank account is mighty low, Join today, buy a brother a gift membershit. FOR YER WIDDERS!!!! We now offer membership in Lumpy's Irregulars! And do they love it! Millions sold at Gee Cee Only ten bucks, American Check out the ECV Gazette for info on these, and other great doins IF YOU AIN'T AT A DOINS, YOU AIN'T CLAMPIN! IF YOU AIN'T CLAMPIN, YOU AIN'T DOIN! The Flatlander returned! It's better than ever cause Doc Coleman is putting it together! If you don't have a subscription form, email us and we'll reply with one attached.